Somewhere over Nebraska I finally changed into the complimentary T-shirt they gave me. By then the video was already trending—“Passenger pours water on man who won’t give up paid seat, instantly regrets it.”
Last I heard, Vanessa made it onto the airline’s permanent no-fly list and at least one passenger is talking about pressing assault charges.
I landed in New York dry, well-rested, and in possession of a voucher worth more than I paid for the original ticket.
Sometimes refusing to give entitled people an inch is the best form of in-flight entertainment there is.
