All people in the US are asking is when will Netflix tear up her contract. One bookmaker was letting punters take even money bets the show is axed by actual Christmas.

When you’re being openly mocked it’s time to cut and run and it seems America wants the Sussexes to get the focaccia out of their country.

So seeing them crop up back in the UK is not as outlandish as you could think. And TV companies are still daft enough to throw cash at them.

I can just imagine a potential ITV1 series now – maybe called ‘Mud Love, Meghan’. The Duchess of Sussex starts a farm in the Cotswolds raising wholesome corn while local celebrities pop in for frittatas and parfaits. You heard it here first!