The screen reads: And now let’s meet the rest of the family.
Paige grins from the head table. She catches my eye across the room and wiggles her fingers in a little wave.
Vivian leans back in her chair with the satisfied look of someone who’s been waiting for the main course.
My stomach drops, not from fear, from certainty, because I know what comes next.
Under the table, my phone is already in my hand. The message to Marcus is typed and ready. One word: begin.
My thumb hovers over the send button.
I make myself a promise. If the next slide is harmless, if it’s an old photo with a gentle caption, if it’s a real toast, if there’s even a scrap of decency in what they’ve prepared, I won’t press it. I’ll take the joke. I’ll go home. I’ll let them have their night.
I give them one last chance to be decent.
The screen changes.
My face fills the frame. An old photo from high school. Grainy, unflattering.
Across the bottom, bold white letters: High school dropout. Check mark.
Nervous laughter ripples through the room. A few people glance at me. I keep my face still.
Next slide. A cracked heart emoji beside my name. Divorced.
The laughter grows louder now, the kind that feeds on itself.
Next, an animated cartoon of an empty wallet flapping open. Broke.
Someone at table six snorts into their champagne.
Next, a photo of a single place setting. One chair, one plate. Alone.
Paige is laughing from the head table. Vivian sips her wine, watching the room like she’s scoring the performance.
Then the final slide loads. A clip-art baby with a red X stamped across it.
Infertile.
The word fills the 10-foot screen.
For a moment, the room goes quiet. The shocked kind. The kind where people realize they’ve been laughing at something they shouldn’t have.
Then a few more laughs break through. Uncomfortable. Herd following herd.
Paige leans into the microphone and says,
“Don’t laugh too hard. She might actually cry.”
Vivian swirls her wine. Half smile. Eyes on me.
Harold catches my gaze from the head table.
“Just a joke, sweetheart. Lighten up.”
Eleanor Whitmore is not laughing. I see it clearly from across the room. She sets her glass down on the table with a quiet click. Her jaw tightens. She looks at Harold, then at the screen, then at me.
I feel the blood rush into my face. My hands shake. My vision narrows to one word on that screen.
Infertile.