I opened the folder. I flipped past the acquisition papers to the last document.

“Actually, Mark,” I said, tapping the paper with the gold pen. “Do you remember the prenup I asked you to sign? The one you laughed at because you thought I was poor and you were ‘protecting your assets’ from my debt?”

Mark nodded dumbly.

“You didn’t read the fine print,” I said. “Clause 14B: In the event of proven infidelity or gross misconduct, the offending party forfeits all claims to marital assets and spousal support.“

I pointed to Tiffany.

“And proposing to your mistress while your wife holds the mop? I think a judge would call that gross misconduct.”

Mark fell to his knees. It wasn’t a proposal this time. It was a collapse.

“Elena! You can’t do this! I love you!” he screamed, reaching for my skirt. “It was a mistake! She means nothing!”

Tiffany shrieked. “Nothing?!”

She looked at the ring on the floor. Then she looked at Mark, groveling in his boxers.

“You told me you were rich!” she yelled. “You told me you were going to be VP!”

“I am! I will be!” Mark pleaded.

“You’re fired,” I said simply.

I signed the acquisition documents with a flourish. Elena Vance. The signature was sharp, final.

“Mr. Sterling,” I said. “Get them out.”

“With pleasure, Madam.”

Two security guards stepped forward. They grabbed Mark by the arms, hauling him up.

“Wait! My clothes! My car!” Mark flailed.

“The car is leased by the company,” I said. “And the clothes… well, they don’t fit the dress code of this establishment.”

Tiffany didn’t wait to be escorted. She stepped over Mark, grabbed her purse, and ran out the door without looking back.

“I’m not marrying a pauper!” she screamed down the hallway.

Mark was dragged out, kicking and screaming, his bare feet sliding on the carpet.

“Elena! Please! I can change!”

The door slammed shut, cutting off his voice.

Silence returned to the suite.

I stood there in my maid’s uniform, holding the gold pen. I looked at the champagne puddle on the floor.

“Mr. Sterling?”

“Yes, Madam President?”

“Send a cleaning crew to this room,” I said, dropping the pen onto the table. “It reeks of cheap cologne and betrayal. Strip it down to the studs.”

“Consider it done.”

Sterling walked over to the sideboard. He opened a fresh bottle of Dom Pérignon—the vintage Mark couldn’t afford. He poured a single glass and handed it to me.

“Shall I order a car for you, Madam?”

I took the glass. The bubbles danced.