"You are really a poisonous woman. Laura went to visit you with good intentions, but you didn't even offer her a cup of coffee and instead beat her."
"She was kind and didn't care about you. If she reported to the police, you would be in big trouble."
"You must apologize to her tomorrow, write an apology letter by hand, and stick it in the community to clear her name."
"Honey don't be angry. I know you want to enjoy a happy life together. I'm not here to break you up, I'm here to join you."